(originally posted 9/7/2008)
DALLAS – A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Ok, holy crap is that funny! I found this headline and blurb on Odd News – AP on Yahoo! News.
I have no interest in ever finding out any particulars about this incident. I don’t want anything to take away from the funny contained in those 2 sentences and headline. I want to be able to endlessly speculate why this occurred without having any messy facts get in the way of my fun. And honestly, if you’re stealing a lot of condoms, an energy drink is the obvious complement. Really.