On the way home from work today, I was behind this car and I noticed something strange.
An older model Ford Explorer had a vanity plate for a lesser known super hero. I don’t want to specifically name the super hero, although, since he has vanity plates, he’s obviously not trying to be anonymous. I’ll give you a hint though, he can talk to sea creatures.
You wouldn’t think a guy with the power to talk to dolphins and stuff would choose to move to Ohio. Or that he’d be tooling around in an Explorer. Oh well, times are tough. I mean I did see Death driving a Toyota Corolla. So Aquaman (oops) driving an Explorer shouldn’t seem so strange. Maybe the vanity plates are the strange part of this. I mean, are they that desperate for attention?