No matter how hard I work, there are just some things that can’t be undone. Like the effects of age and gravity and pregnancy.
That’s just not fair.
You know what else reminds me I’m growing up? I just saw this show where these people come in and organize a house, and I wanted to watch. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
It’s all downhill from here.