I think that I will never see
a spot lovely as dog pee
Dog pee upon my cream carpet
when coming home from work ’tis still wet.
And poop that’s festered there all day,
It’s smell a not-subtle bouquet.
A poop not easily picked up,
It makes you want to kill that pup.
And after cleaning that lone poo
you find that she has made a few.
Blame it on incontinency
But only Bunnee made that pee.