I must’ve gotten bitten by a spider. I have a 2″ wide swollen bite mark on my collar bone. It ITCHES! And it looks horrible.
I didn’t see the spider but I can’t figure out what else would make a mark like that.
Now, I’m waiting for my superpowers. I really hope I get to shoot webs from my wrists. How cool would that be?
And how long after one gets there superpowers does one have to wait for their theme music? I want something Motown-esque. Ooh. No! I want something by A Day to Remember! No, wait, Rise Against. How cool would a theme song by Rise Against be? Something all angry and loud. That’s sounds right for my theme music.
Ooh, ooh. And I want a cool uniform too. I want it to be totally impractical but to look really good. I’m particularly fond of plaid, pleated miniskirts, thigh high socks, and tight, sheer T shirts. I know, I have the best Tripp black and white plaid pleated mini and these amazing knee high, lace up the front black boots. I could pair them with these thigh high fishnet stockings I have and a tight black tee. That’s a super hero outfit! No, wait, that’s what I normally wear.