I came home the other day to find a FedEx delivery notice on my door.
It was completely blank. No name, no date, and no indication of where the driver left the package. Maybe this is a new game?
We’ve delivered a package. We’re not going to tell you where we left it. Maybe it’s somewhere in your yard. Maybe a neighbor has it. Hmmmm, but which one? Maybe we’ve taken it back with us. We’re not going to tell you. Bwahahahaha! Bwahahaha.
It turned out that this was a really shitty game. I’m insisting on UPS next time I order something.