Lazy Song

I came home the other day to find a FedEx delivery notice on my door.

 

It was completely blank.  No name, no date, and no indication of where the driver left the package.  Maybe this is a new game?

We’ve delivered a package.  We’re not going to tell you where we left it.  Maybe it’s somewhere in your yard.  Maybe a neighbor has it.  Hmmmm, but which one?  Maybe we’ve taken it back with us.  We’re not going to tell you.  Bwahahahaha! Bwahahaha.

It turned out that this was a really shitty game.  I’m insisting on UPS next time I order something.

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